The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Mark Twain was an American writer and humorist known for his classic novels "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer." His works often reflected his wit, satire, and keen observations on American society, solidifying his place as one of the greatest American authors of all time.
1835–1910·lived 74 years
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
There are no laughs in life unless you take them yourself.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Twenty years from now you’ll be more disappointed by the things you did not do than the ones you did.
Never regret anything that made you smile.
Politicians and Diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.Advice to Youth, 1882
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.The Mysterious Stranger, 1916
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.The Mysterious Stranger, 1916
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain, p. 45, 2006
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.The Innocents Abroad, 1869
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.Consistency, Hartford Monday Evening Club, 5 December 1887
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.The New York Times, 1901
Golf is a good walk spoiled.Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.Following the Equator, ch. 20, Epigraph, 1897
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.Mark Twain Interview by Gath, Cincinnati Enquirer, 1886
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.The Mysterious Stranger, 1916
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.The Character of Man, The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1, 2010
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.' — The Socratic Method
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.Following the Equator, p. 190, 1897
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.Memoranda: The Late Benjamin Franklin, The Galaxy Magazine, Jul 1870
The lack of money is the root of all evil.Autobiographical Dictation of 23 May 1906, The Writings of Mark Twain
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.Letter to the Young People's Society, Greenpoint Presbyterian Church, Brooklyn, 1901
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World, 1897
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Interview with Mark Twain, From Sea to Sea, Rudyard Kipling, 1899
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.Tom Sawyer Abroad, 1899
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Book of the Royal Blue, April 1911
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.Pudd'nhead Wilson and Other Tales
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.The danger of health books, BMJ, 2002
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.On Accomplishment vs. Boasting, Mark Twain Blog
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.Chapters from My Autobiography, North American Review, 1907
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.The Mysterious Stranger, 1916
We have the best government that money can buy.Statush, 2023
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.Following the Equator, vol. 1, Chapter 8, p. 98, 1897
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend, p. 29, 2015
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.The Wisdom of Mark Twain, p. 45, 2010
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.Mark Twain's Speeches, 1910 edition, p. 117
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1, 2010
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.Note (1896-11-26), Mark Twain's Notebook, ch. 27 England, 1935 [ed. Albert Bigelow Paine]
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.Memories of Mark Twain, The Saturday Evening Post, 2016
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Following the Equator, 1897
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.What Is Man?, 2003
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.A Biography, p. 724, 1912
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.The Czar's Soliloquy, North American Review, Vol. 180, No. 580 (March 1905)
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.Letter to Joe Goodman, April 1891
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.Eat That Frog!, p. 1, 2001
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, 1889
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1, 2010
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.New England Weather, Speech to the New England Society, December 22, 1876
I can live for two months on a good compliment.Complete Works of Mark Twain
You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die anytime.The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time., They Said So, 2023
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again.Dictation (1906-12-02), The Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 2, 2013
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.Memoranda: The Late Benjamin Franklin, The Galaxy Magazine, Jul 1870
Comparison is the death of joy.
If I had read as many books as other people, I would know as little.Mark Twain's Literary Resources: A Reconstruction of His Library and Reading, Volume One, 2019
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.The Secret of Getting Ahead, The New York Times, 1901
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Notebook, ed. Albert Bigelow Paine, p. 240, 1935
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.Sometimes I wonder, LiederNet
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.Mark Twain's Notebook, p. 13, 1935
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Life on the Mississippi, 1935
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
That’s all 108 quotes by Mark Twain.