George Bernard Shaw

1856 - 1950

George Bernard Shaw was an Irish playwright, critic, and political activist, born on July 26, 1856. He is best known for his witty and socially provocative plays, including "Pygmalion" and "Saint Joan," which often explored controversial and unconventional ideas on society, class, and politics. Shaw was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925 for his contribution to both literature and the common good through his work.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not.

Back to Methuselah, Part I, 1921

I didn't think; I experimented.

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.

The Collected Plays (Illustrated): 60 plays including Caesar and Cleopatra, Pygmalion, Saint Joan, The Apple Cart, Cymbeline, Androcles And The Lion, The Man Of Destiny, The Inca Of Perusalem and Macbeth Skit, p.2919, 2015

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.

Man and Superman, Act II, 1903

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Man and Superman, "Maxims for Revolutionists

You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

Everybody's Political What's What?, p. 324, 1944

That is the thankless position of the father in the family - the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

Man and Superman, Act II, 1903

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Man and Superman, 1903

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.

Maxims for Revolutionists" in Man and Superman, 1903

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.

Man and Superman, 1903

If you don't believe it yourself, don't ask anyone else to do so.

Maxims for Revolutionists, Man and Superman, 1903

You don't stop learning because you grow old. You grow old because you stop learning.

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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

He who has never hoped can never despair

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

My reputation grows with every failure.

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Maxims for Revolutionists" in Man and Superman, 1903

People who don't know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried, and not waste time about it.

The Doctor's Dilemma, 1906

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Maxims for Revolutionists, 1903

Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.

Man and Superman, 1903 'Maxims: Stray Sayings'

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Man and Superman, "Maxims for Revolutionists", 1903

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

The Doctor's Dilemma, with Preface on Doctors, pp. lxxxv-lxxxvi, 1911