A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Doug Larson was an American columnist and editor. He is best known for his widely syndicated column "Senator Soaper Says," which contained humorous observations on daily life and human nature.
1928–2022·lived 94 years
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Poore Amy, 2014
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.Doug Larson column, Green Bay Press-Gazette, February 2, 1984
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.Humor Column, Green Bay Press-Gazette, 2017
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