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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Once you do know what the question actually is, you’ll know what the answer means.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that's it. The lifestyle doesn't change.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

People think they're a lot more important than they actually are.

The only technology that you need is deadlines.

The people who invented the Internet never would have got around to doing it if they’d had the Internet.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.