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Groucho Marx

1890 - 1977

Groucho Marx was an American comedian, actor, and writer, born on October 2, 1890. He was best known as a member of the Marx Brothers comedy team, famous for his quick wit and humorous one-liners in films such as "Duck Soup" and "A Night at the Opera." Groucho's iconic appearance, with painted-on mustache, glasses, and cigar, remains a lasting symbol of classic American comedy.

  1. I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

    Groucho Marx
    #television#education#avoidance

  2. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

    Groucho Marx
    #dog#friendship#literature

  3. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

    Groucho Marx
    #book#laughter#intention

  4. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

    Groucho Marx
    #time#reflection#disappointment

  5. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

    Groucho Marx
    #politics#trouble#remedies

  6. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

    Groucho Marx
    #dog#friendship#humor

  7. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

    Groucho Marx
    #age#humor#confession

  8. I intend to live forever, or die trying.

    Groucho Marx
    #immortality#determination#ambition

  9. Humor is reason gone mad.

    Groucho Marx
    #humor#madness#reason

  10. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

    Groucho Marx
    #alimony#relationships#futility

  11. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

    Groucho Marx
    #looks#identity#humor

  12. I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

    Groucho Marx
    #happiness#choice#mindfulness

  13. I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.

    Groucho Marx
    #exercise#apathy#contentment

  14. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

    Groucho Marx
    #club#identity#rejection