I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.Groucho and Me, ch. 26 Foot in Mouth Disease, 1959
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Groucho Marx was an American comedian, actor, and writer, born on October 2, 1890. He was best known as a member of the Marx Brothers comedy team, famous for his quick wit and humorous one-liners in films such as "Duck Soup" and "A Night at the Opera." Groucho's iconic appearance, with painted-on mustache, glasses, and cigar, remains a lasting symbol of classic American comedy.
1890–1977·lived 86 years
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.Groucho and Me, ch. 26 Foot in Mouth Disease, 1959
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.The Philosophy of Marx (Groucho), Bill Haltom, 2023
Humor is reason gone mad.The Groucho Letters, p. 45, 1967
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.Barry Popik, 2017
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.
That’s all 14 quotes by Groucho Marx.