You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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George Burns was an American comedian, actor, and writer, best known for his long career in show business that spanned vaudeville, radio, television, and film. He is remembered for his distinctive cigar, his role in the comedy duo Burns and Allen with his wife Gracie Allen, and for his Academy Award-winning performance in "The Sunshine Boys."
1896–1996·lived 100 years
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
At my age flowers scare me.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.Doctor Burns' Prescription for Happiness, 2004
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