Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.The Fourth — And By Far The Most Recent — 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said : Many Given Heightened Piquancy by Nineteenth-Century Line Cuts, 1990
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Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian and actor known for his eccentric stage persona, unique delivery style, and offbeat humor. With a distinctive bowl haircut and a penchant for surreal, one-liner jokes, Emo Philips has established himself as a cult comedy figure in the entertainment industry.
b. 1956
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.The Fourth — And By Far The Most Recent — 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said : Many Given Heightened Piquancy by Nineteenth-Century Line Cuts, 1990
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.The W message board, 2003
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.I'm Not Catholic, But I..., 2021
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre, 1987
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'The Other Day A Woman, 2023
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