Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Ogden Nash was an American poet known for his humorous and whimsical verse. He gained popularity for his unconventional rhyming schemes and clever wordplay, publishing many witty and light-hearted poems during the mid-20th century.
1902–1971·lived 68 years
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.The Bad Parents' Garden of Verse, 1936
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Let's Not Climb the Washington Monument Tonight, 1949
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?S?
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.The Bad Parents' Garden, The New Yorker, 1936
That’s all 7 quotes by Ogden Nash.