1902 - 1971
Ogden Nash was an American poet known for his humorous and whimsical verse. He gained popularity for his unconventional rhyming schemes and clever wordplay, publishing many witty and light-hearted poems during the mid-20th century.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.