The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. — Abbie Hoffman
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman
Insight: There's a practical joke buried in Hoffman's provocation that hits differently now. He's not actually saying revolutionaries should be sneaky or amoral—he's pointing out something we usually gloss over: grand ideals mean nothing if you're arrested, silenced, or destroyed before you can actually do anything. You can't change the system from inside a prison cell. This cuts against the romantic image of the noble martyr, suggesting instead that effectiveness matters as much as righteousness. What makes this oddly relevant today is how we treat anyone trying to challenge the status quo. We celebrate passionate activists while simultaneously celebrating their downfall—waiting for the scandal, the misstep, the moment they can be dismissed. There's an unspoken rule that dissidents should be pure, patient, and preferably defeated. Hoffman's line acknowledges this trap: survival and strategy aren't betrayals of your cause; they're prerequisites for it. The controversial part isn't that you should do wrong things without consequence. It's that you need to be smart enough not to hand your opponents the weapon they're waiting for. Idealism without cunning is just performance.