I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song and just wasted the other ten percent.Ronnie Hawkins
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money.Larry the Cable Guy
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.Joyce Brothers