Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.Garrison Keillor
That a man built the biggest church in the world is not an issue, not something to be excited about. The people of Satan also have money to build a big place and worship him.T. B. Joshua
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.Frank McCourt