Rita Rudner

born 1953

Rita Rudner is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer, born on September 17, 1953, in Miami, Florida. She is best known for her witty observations and one-liners, which have made her a prominent figure in the comedy circuit, especially during the 1980s and 1990s. In addition to her comedic career, Rudner has written several books and starred in her own television specials and series.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

Naked Beneath My Clothes, p. 64, 2006

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.