I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
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Henny Youngman was an American stand-up comedian and violinist, best known for his one-liners and his catchphrase "Take my wife, please!" Born on March 16, 1906, in London, England, he became a prominent figure in comedy during the mid-20th century, making frequent appearances on television and in nightclubs. Youngman's fast-paced, pun-laden style earned him a lasting legacy in the world of humor.
1906–1998·lived 91 years
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.Henny Youngman Comedy Performance on Dick Clark LIVE, 2023
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