I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.Death (A Play), Without Feathers, 1975
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Woody Allen was an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian, known for his distinctive blend of neurotic humor and wit in his films. He is regarded as one of the most prolific filmmakers in Hollywood, with iconic works such as "Annie Hall," "Manhattan," and "Midnight in Paris."
b. 1935
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.Death (A Play), Without Feathers, 1975
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.Annie Hall, Movie Quotes Database
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Without Feathers, p. 12, 1976
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.I love Mask Work — Patti Stiles Impro
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.Death (A Play), Without Feathers, 1975
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.The Art of Humor No. 1, Paris Review, Fall 1995
Eighty percent of success is showing up.New York Times, Aug. 21, 1977
A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.
That’s all 14 quotes by Woody Allen.