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Dave Barry

born 1947

Dave Barry is an American author and humor columnist best known for his satirical commentary on everyday life in the United States. He won the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary in 1988 for his work at The Miami Herald and has written numerous bestselling books that capture his funny and witty take on various topics.

  1. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

    Dave Barry
    #peace#humor#self-care

  2. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

    Dave Barry
    #kindness#character#ethics

  3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

    Dave Barry
    #driving#perception#unity

  4. Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

    Dave Barry
    #skiing#adventure#humor

  5. The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

    Dave Barry
    #internet#communication#innovation

  6. Everyone is an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else's house.

    Dave Barry
    #toilet#belief#humility