Everyone is an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else's house.
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Dave Barry is an American author and humor columnist best known for his satirical commentary on everyday life in the United States. He won the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary in 1988 for his work at The Miami Herald and has written numerous bestselling books that capture his funny and witty take on various topics.
b. 1947
Everyone is an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else's house.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, 1997
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.The gravity of skiing, Chicago Tribune, January 30, 2005
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.Dave Barry in Cyberspace, 1996
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