What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright is an American stand-up comedian and actor known for his deadpan delivery, surreal humor, and one-liner jokes. He rose to prominence in the 1980s and is recognized for his distinctive style of comedy which often involves absurd, philosophical observations on everyday life.
b. 1955
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
How young can you die of old age?65 Funny One-Liners by Steven Wright, Stand Up Comedy Clinic, 2023
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Murphy's Law, Season 1, Episode 11, 1989
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.Wright on track for big laughs, London Evening Standard, 2012
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.Wright on track for big laughs, London Evening Standard, 2012
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.Breakfast Anytime, Barry Popik, 2009
That’s all 13 quotes by Steven Wright.